Office Ghost Crew
They write the posts, replies and reviews you never get round to. In your voice, on your own AI key.
Read this first
An OpenAI or Anthropic key takes about two minutes to get and there is a page inside showing you how. You pay the AI company directly for what you use, fractions of a cent for a set of posts.
Nothing logs into your social profiles or your analytics. Where numbers are needed, you paste them in.
It cannot post, schedule or send anything. It hands you the words. You decide what goes out and when.
Your key is stored on your own machine and never passes through our server, because there isn't one.
Twelve of them. Each one does a job you already do badly on a Thursday afternoon.
Real output
No testimonials here. It is new and nobody has bought it yet, so there is nothing honest to quote. Instead, here is real output, run on a made up garden centre, pasted exactly as it came back.
The library screen, holding output the crew produced during testing.
"Sold me a tree they said was fine for full sun. It was dead in six weeks. Went back and was told it was my watering. No refund, no interest. Wont be back."
Under eighty words, no argument, no "we value your feedback", and it never once tells the customer what they did wrong. The reply is written for the next person reading your reviews, not for the reviewer.
"Why most people kill a young citrus tree in the first year, and the two things that actually matter."
Plain, short, one idea, one thing to do. It sounds like that shop because it was given four paragraphs of that shop's actual writing first.
A prompt gives you one answer. A chain runs several of the crew in order, hands each one the last one's work, and lets you edit in between.
One tool in there matters more than the rest. You paste in four or five things the business has actually written, posts, an email, the way the owner talks, and it writes a voice profile: sentence length, the words they use, the punctuation habits, and most usefully the things they never do. That profile is saved once and every other ghost reads it. It is the difference between copy that sounds like the business and copy that sounds like everyone else's AI.
I am 65. I have been around technology since 1978 and I have bought a great many tools that promised the earth and delivered a folder of PDFs. This is the thing I wanted to exist: working tools, bought once, running on my own key, with the limits printed on the box. It does what this page says it does and nothing more than that.
Buy it, use it, and if it isn't worth what you paid, email support and you get your money back. Thirty days, no reason needed, no questions asked, no forms. That is the whole policy.
No. You pay once. The only ongoing cost is what your AI provider charges you for what you use, and you pay them directly.
Every ghost is one call to your provider. On a small model that is fractions of a cent for a set of posts and a cent or two for a long article. Prices are set by your provider and they change. Set a monthly spend limit on your account the day you create the key and a mistake costs you nothing.
You need to paste an API key into a box once. There is a page inside that links straight to where you get it.
In your own browser, on your own machine. It goes from your browser straight to OpenAI or Anthropic. It does not pass through our server. We do not have one.
Either. OpenAI is the default and cheaper for this kind of work. The crew was written and tested against OpenAI. Anthropic runs the same prompts through the same screens.
It will not invent a price, a date, a statistic, an award or a guarantee. Where a fact is missing it hands the output back with a blank for you to fill and a "Flags" section telling you what it could not verify. Check anything before you publish it. That is true of every AI tool. Most of them just do not tell you.
Yes. Client profiles are built in and you can keep as many as you like.
Buy it, use it, and if it isn't worth what you paid, email support and you get your money back. Thirty days, no reason needed, no questions asked, no forms. That is the whole policy.